I am an inveterate filker.

[markhamchonburi.livejournal.com]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me:

twelve grand of debt
eleven nurses giggling
ten CC's morphine
nine sutures stinging
eight weeks recovery
seven days in hospital
six sponges bathing
five inches of depth
four dilators
three catheter bags
two breast implants
and Sex Reassignment Surgery.

*ducks and runs* :)