Sometimes, It Just Doesn't Pay to Talk About It

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

Recent conversation with female friend as best as I can recollect it.
"Well, you must be bi-sexual. I mean you say that Shelley is."

"Yes, Shelley is, I'm not."

"But that makes no sense."

"It makes perfect sense to me. I have prohibitions about using certain body parts for certain purposes.
If I go all the way I'll have all the parts, and, likely my perspective will change."

"But then you're gay."

And around and around we go.