Standup Comedy

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Well, NBAGLY's concert is sometime this year, and I am already working on my standup comedy skits. Here's a little bit of it, to see if it's any good. Please, PLEASE post some comments about it.



I'll just tell you right off the bat, girls scare me. You know, they always win a conversation. You could be a lawyer, and the chick will STILL win, you know? Don't argue with Jewish chicks either. Oooh no.
I dated a Jew once, and she had two Jewish moms. They were lesbian. I don't think they didn't like me because I wasn't a Jew, but because I beat everyone at dradle..and I brag about it. I am the type to boast about competitions. Seriously, I'm skitzo with that crap.
I seriously think that sex is still sooo taboo. I am in a relationship right now and Chris, my lover, is trans just like me. He wants to do the whole phallic surgeory, right? I bet you any money it's going to end up being like dildo shopping...
'Eh..that ones too small..' 'Does it have to bend that way?' 'Why can't it be blue?'