Musical Ditty!

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Um...blame it on a mad muse moment?

Portia
xxx


Deep down in London Town, close to Croydon's Smoke,
Where it's really hard to tell exactly whose a bloke,
There stood a dirty flat full of things thats rude
Where lived a sexy girl named Trannyy B. Goode
Who never ever learned to act real butch so well
But she could waggle her tush just like a ringin' a bell.

Chorus:
Go! Go! Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go! Tranny B. Goode

She used to carry her lip gloss in a gunnybag,
Go hang around in clubs in her fetish drag
Old drag queens would see her wandering past
And wonder how the hell she got that tight ass
When people passed her by they would stop and say,
"You know there'll be a fun time when that t-girl play!"

Chorus
Go! Go! Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go! Tranny B. Goode


His mother told him, "I know you were born a man,
But you've changed yourself as much as a human can
Many people comin' from miles around
Askin' if you'll shake it when the sun goes down
Maybe someday your name'll be in lights,
Sayin' 'Tranny B. Goode tonight''

Chorus
Go! Go! Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go!
Go, Tranny, go! go! Tranny B. Goode