ok so i have a story..

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Okay.. so I live in Chicago.. And me and a friend of mine ( we both look androgynous) went to this cafe. ANd theres a hot waitress. so.. she is like waiting on us and stuff.. and i was all like 'What is your name?' and so we talked a bit about pointless stuff, like how i know a girl who looks just like her, and she's all i wanna see my twin blah blah, so anyway, I finally ask her for her number.. and she says.. ' I'm straight.'... i didnt know what to say at first so instead of me saying so am I. I said... ' you dont know what's between my legs..' my friend busts out laughing... and the waitress makes a funny face of course and then she said something like.. ' Now you really for sure aren't getting my number ' and walked away.... i felt retarded...